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a spanish phone company
man my taco bell long distance bill was high as hell!
by plantman bluntski May 22, 2003

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fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
by nick March 02, 2004

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most effective laxative known to man.
"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"

*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"
by ex lax July 29, 2005

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The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
by AYB February 18, 2003

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A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.
It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

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What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.
I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.
by explosive poopy March 02, 2010

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The restaurant that gave me a 20-foot long tapeworm that refused to be surgically extracted from my intestine.
I should have microwaved my Taco Bell food before I ate it.
by Tony Stark May 16, 2003

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cheap alternative to laxatives
when you are constipated but broke get your ass to taco bell
by lazy9998 March 02, 2011

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