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97.
An distinctly bad restaurant chain spotted all over America owned by the Yum! corporation, owners of KFC and Pizza Hut--also known for their shitty food.

The food normally has no real flavor, because the ignorant masses seem to appreciate that in food. Everything has some sort of animal product in it, including the rice which has milk in it.
For an example of Taco Bell, shit on a plate and wrap it in a tortilla.
by Ted Pennings June 11, 2005
 
1.
a slow, delicious death.
instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
by Dave August 05, 2003
 
2.
In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
by therealrichieedwards November 09, 2004
 
3.
The single best place to steal sporks from.
Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
by Freak Obscene April 30, 2004
 
4.
fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
by nick March 02, 2004
 
5.
most effective laxative known to man.
"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"

*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"
by ex lax July 29, 2005
 
6.
The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
by AYB February 18, 2003
 
7.
A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.
It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004