Top Definition
When only a few people inhabit a table, but when a popular person joins, the table overflows with annoying people. Permanently...or until the cool kid leaves.
*Friends sitting quietly*
"Hey Guys."
"Holy fuck...Where did all those people come from?"
"They followed me."
"TABLE RAPE."
by lawndogsrus May 14, 2009

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