a term used for ex boyfriends who treated their girlfriends like shit. the girlfriend uses twonk as a way of reffering to him and expessing her rage for his dick'ead behaviour.
Megan:i hate my ex, hes such a twonk.
mel: tell me about it. atleast he wasnt as big a twonk as jack. ha
by megan r September 16, 2007
Top Definition
Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner
You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?
by Ythomit September 26, 2005
A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.
"... and then I fell flat on my face!"
"haha you twonk"
by Naomi Glinn March 21, 2008
Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.
I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.
by Lanksalot September 26, 2006
general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.
what a mess you twonk
by ginge May 24, 2005
Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit
"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"
by flatley June 06, 2005
idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!
Teacher... Whats 5 times 6

10th year kid... Umm... 56...

Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!
by i iz kl May 25, 2005
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