idiot, thick-head etc
James: i fink kelly o iz FIT

Tim: james, u r such a twonk!
by i iz kl May 25, 2005
22 more definitions
Top Definition
Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner
You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?
by Ythomit September 26, 2005
A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.
"... and then I fell flat on my face!"
"haha you twonk"
by Naomi Glinn March 21, 2008
Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.
I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.
by Lanksalot September 26, 2006
An idiot, a fool
You twonk!
by Gwiddon February 03, 2010
general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.
what a mess you twonk
by ginge May 24, 2005
The act of a woman inserting a nipple inside a partner's asshole
My twonk game too stronk
by kingdequanexvjr January 22, 2015
Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit
"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"
by flatley June 06, 2005

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