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46. TWIT
Teenage Woman In Her Thirties.....twit
a woman, obviously in her 30's, who:

**try to act like a teenager by dressing like them. Stop shopping in the juniors department.

**lingers around the bar for boys who are barely of age to drink cougar

**a woman who is afraid of embracing her age and feels she must stay 17...give or take a few years.

"Dude...look at that twit. She's acting/dressing like she's 21. She's obviously 35. Palm-Face."
1. twit
The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
Joe smith definition:
1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
2: joe smith is a twit
by truefate May 20, 2004 add a video
2. twit
A moron with absolutely no sense.
See also Paris Hilton
by Cheyenne Jan 3, 2005 add a video
3. Twit
According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person
You twit
by anonymous Mar 17, 2003 add a video
4. Twit
(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock
The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit
5. Twit
a) an imbecile

b) a user of the social network Twitter
a) He's such a Twit

b) He's such a Twit
6. twit
something that you call someone who is anoying or a complete asshole
man that guy over there is sucha a F***ing twit
7. Twit
a pregnant goldfish
evolution
omg, he is totally a twit
hes a pregnant goldfish?
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