twinkie

An asian person who is either adopted or living in a white community. Hence, yellow on the outside and white on the inside.

Yo, that Alex kid is such a twinkie. He says dude and he is so bad at math!

by Alicia/Alex January 11, 2005

twinkie

A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.

"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.

"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

by Young Reezie December 11, 2009

twinkie

a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches

twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!

by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

twinkie

the act of filling the girls anus, vagina, and mouth with semen

"dude i gave this girl a twinkie last night and she loved it"

- "ohh baby give me a twinkie ;) im so hungry"

by cloud93 November 16, 2013

twinkie

Noun: someone who is asian that acts more like a white person than an asian person

Man, that asian is supposed to be smart,what a twinkie.

by Angdydrew March 16, 2005

twinkie

American Gay Term: Refers to a young pretty gay boy that is very fun to look at, play with, filled with white creme but has no nutritional (intellectual) value whatsoever. Twinks are usually referred to by older men. Has a mixed intent, can be meant negativaly as in "Damn twinks dont have the sence god gave a rock" or positivly "Man that twink is hot, wish he'd come over and __________!"

I see Mark is dating a Twinkie again... wonder how long that's going to last?

by Rick Cramer May 11, 2006

twinkie

magical! a twinkie is the single greatest thing in existance.
and no, i am not fat, i just enjoy twinkies.

twinkies gave me friends=

by Hoe_stess December 13, 2010