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Acronym, stands for "Tweep I'd like to follow."
"Man, that Fake Demetri Martin is one TWILF, if you know what I mean."
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n. One who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
v. His favorite pastime is twilfing.
He may be incompetant, but at least he is a world class Twilfer.

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Twilf meaning tesco worker I'd love to fuck
Sammy is such a twilf
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