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9.
n. One who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
v. His favorite pastime is twilfing.
He may be incompetant, but at least he is a world class Twilfer.

by Anthony A. Aardvark September 28, 2006
 
1.
Same as MILF, but aimed at Girls in their 20s!
I'm going out TWILF hunting!
by MILFBY July 12, 2009
 
2.
A MILF who is active on Twitter
"Do I like Sarah Palin? Yea, she's a TWILF"
by hoyomonterrey November 17, 2009
 
3.
Twins I'd like to Fuck
Those Tw.I.L.F. I could use tonight at my party
by Corn Julio February 11, 2006
 
4.
Twin i'd like to fuck
fuck you make me horny, you're such a twilf
by 1394jj April 20, 2011
 
5.
Twin I'd Like to Fuck
You're such a twilf!
by jess94 May 07, 2011
 
6.
A hot mom who is totally into the Twilight movie series
Look at that mom with New Moon in her hands; she's a Twilf
by culinary chick November 20, 2009
 
7.
Twitter + MILF
You heard? Ms. Gun Ho is a TWILF!
by RamboDR November 16, 2009