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50.
An acronym for a drink popular in Stromness, Orkney, particulary around the Sunnybank area. It consists of Tea, Whisky And Tequila, which make up the letters in the word.
Specifically, it is tea without milk, with roughly 4 parts tea to 1 part whisky, with the tequila added a little later.
Best taken as a restorative elixer, somewhere in the early hours of the morning, as an antidote to the several tequilas already consumed.
How about a seat on the couch next to me? I could make you a T.W.A.T.?

Katie, would you like a nightcap? I'm having a T.W.A.T.?
by physiokitten September 07, 2010
 
51.
To post 140 character updates on Twitter.
I was twatting about the party I went to last night.
by Prohibit October 17, 2009
 
52.
A boring or uninteresting tweet on Twitter.
marylalala - going to the mall
marylalala - buying pants
marylalala - getting in my car
marylalala - home again
(DM) billybob @fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats.
marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall
(DM) fredbanana @billybob unfollow?
marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter

(DM) billybob @fredbanana i think we have to.
 
53.
1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.
1. You have a very nice twat there!
2. Hey, twat, come here!
3. We have a twat running TWAT!!!
by UsualSuspectXXX October 15, 2007
 
54.
1. A deregotary term
2. To hit someone
3. A vagina
1. I'm a right twat, me.
2. Twat the cunt!
3. Her twat is too hairy for my liking
by dave1705 August 20, 2006
 
55.
a woman's vaginal area.
dude I licked her twat
by joe991 February 21, 2006
 
56.
A word favoured by Granny Wendy for describing undesirable people, idiots, plebs and social delinquants.
You're doing my head in you complete and utter twat!
by Amelia16 August 25, 2014