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43.
An elitist idiot who gets kicks out of those less fortunate than themselves and is consequently convinced that they're "The Shit" (when in fact they are literally just shit).
Twat: "I'm banter personified"

Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon."

Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"
by Chinatowngirl February 11, 2011
 
44.
a girl whos name starts with t and last name starts with wats.
Taylor Watson? oh ya we call her T-Wats, shes a sexy thang.
by salajobelks. December 10, 2010
 
45.
(noun)
1) One who tweets professionally.
"I just got a new job as Glenn Beck's twat. He has hired me full time to post his tweets and you can follow them at @..."
by CalvinHobbes February 05, 2010
 
46.
an evil vagina
that twat ate all my fluff!

that twat gave me herpes!
by inferno42684 July 16, 2009
 
47.
Depends on context. Either, admiration of an attractive woman or denigration of an unfavoured female...or an honest description of a romantic encounter. Finally, Victoria Adams' husband.
1. Oooh, that's tasty looking twat.
2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours!
3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night.
4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat!!
by notapaki August 20, 2003
 
48.
A vulgar word used for someone (usually a girl) who is extremely rude, mean, or extremely slutty.

Another word for a woman's vagina

Likened to cunt
Wow, Courtney is the biggest twat I know
by allforfree September 08, 2012
 
49.
Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.
Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*
by Howard Wolowitz April 09, 2012