1. A deregotary term
2. To hit someone
3. A vagina
1. I'm a right twat, me.
2. Twat the cunt!
3. Her twat is too hairy for my liking
#prick #belt #smack #fanny #nobhead
by dave1705 August 20, 2006
Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.
Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*
#vagina #pussy #cunt #idiot #loser
by Howard Wolowitz April 09, 2012
An elitist idiot who gets kicks out of those less fortunate than themselves and is consequently convinced that they're "The Shit" (when in fact they are literally just shit).
Twat: "I'm banter personified"

Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon."

Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"
#twatt #idiot #bastard #elitist #terwat #arrogant
by Chinatowngirl February 11, 2011
a girl whos name starts with t and last name starts with wats.
Taylor Watson? oh ya we call her T-Wats, shes a sexy thang.
#girl #nickname #funny #unique #embarassing
by salajobelks. December 10, 2010
(noun)
1) One who tweets professionally.
"I just got a new job as Glenn Beck's twat. He has hired me full time to post his tweets and you can follow them at @..."
#twitter #tweet #facebook #tweeting #writer
by CalvinHobbes February 05, 2010
Person who uses Twitter to the point of annoying the hell out of everyone or simply a person who uses Twitter.
"Jesus, does Sarah have to tell us every stupid thing she's doing on Twitter?"

"She's a Twat."
#tweet #twitter #twang #airhead #annoying
by Ice_Shade August 03, 2009
an evil vagina
that twat ate all my fluff!

that twat gave me herpes!
#vagina #evil #renda #twat #cunt #portal
by inferno42684 July 16, 2009
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