(noun)
1) One who tweets professionally.
"I just got a new job as Glenn Beck's twat. He has hired me full time to post his tweets and you can follow them at @..."
by CalvinHobbes February 05, 2010
someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"
bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo.
gary: gee, what a twat.
by squishbix June 17, 2009
Depends on context. Either, admiration of an attractive woman or denigration of an unfavoured female...or an honest description of a romantic encounter. Finally, Victoria Adams' husband.
1. Oooh, that's tasty looking twat.
2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours!
3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night.
4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat!!
by notapaki August 20, 2003
A vulgar word used for someone (usually a girl) who is extremely rude, mean, or extremely slutty.

Another word for a woman's vagina

Likened to cunt
Wow, Courtney is the biggest twat I know
by allforfree September 08, 2012
Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.
Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*
by Howard Wolowitz April 09, 2012
A combination of a twit and a brat.
Fug off, you twat!
by vampiressuck November 19, 2011
An unpleasant tweet (through twitter). It brings bad news.
"My girlfriend sent me a twat last night, saying we're done
Someone twatted me from Japan-saying the reactors are melting down.
by CupkakeVindog March 19, 2011

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