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1. Slang for vagina.
2. A bitch.
3. Synonym for cunt.
Drew Barrymore is such a twat, but she keeps getting movie roles.
by nvalley July 10, 2008
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in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."
guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"

guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."

bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."
by stuku April 29, 2009
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Acronym of Tactical Women Arousal Team
Man those guys in T.W.A.T are my heroes
by §µrt February 16, 2004
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that bitch has one loose twat!
by hugh G. Rection September 01, 2003
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A slang term for the vaginal lips. Usually a very tight "pussy".
Chick: Oh yeah, lick my twat.
by tight_twat June 18, 2003
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1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth
2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina
1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat.
2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat
by Cherry Ladeh June 24, 2009
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