Can be used as the commical replacement of 'what' when one is enebriated
Twat the fuck did you just say to me, cock sucker?
by Crack Face McGee June 22, 2003
It is a common misconception to think that the word twat means a woman's vagina. In actuality it means twit, past tense.
Dude you were such a twat last night!
by lover gal March 07, 2005
Somebody who is often hung like a hamster and smells like cider
James Josh and Gorden
by Anonymous March 05, 2003
twats in tff guessing retarded questions again like they are going to win money! sad! get a life geeks!
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.
Wow look at that twat!
by Joe November 18, 2004
a word that stupid people use when they really mean to say prick
u twat...uh..i mean prick!
by twat February 13, 2004
the t.w.a.t. is an acronym for "the totally wicked awesome tour" that recently concluded. headlined by the all-american rejects and supported by limbeck and motion city soundtrack, it was, in fact totally wicked and awesome. it took place in the united kingdom in november 2003.
i went to the 21 nov show at the london astoria to see the second-to-last night of the t.w.a.t. it was fucking insane! and tyson ritter is damn fine...
by kat November 29, 2003