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1. A woman who, for unknown reasons, perceives a skewed sense of control in her new office environment run by people half her age.

2. A woman whose headset fundamentally competes with the likes of McDonald 's drive through associates.

3. One who demands attention when talking to fugly grand-children on the company phone and showing pictures of said children, while incompetent in using the phone for interoffice relations.

4. not to be confused with cunt, busted, noob, etc... this is more severe
declaration-- "Lavina is a twat, I don't care if she's new here."

exclamation-- "What twat ate two of my homemade cupcakes before 8am?!"
by OAIC November 10, 2008

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A Twilight fan who is addicted to the books while acknowledging that they are badly written crack. So in an effort to save their sanity they dazzle~ on for the lulz.
Are you a srs bsns fan?
No bb, I am a Twat.
by Firecracker-Sj July 22, 2008

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joel walter miller (born march 20, 1992 in London, England born and raised in Borehamwood Hertsfordshire London, England)
The twat loves to play xbox
by too bad you will never know July 10, 2008

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person that resembles or has some characteristics of a vagina.
kooch face. pooter shooter. "wow that girls such a twat"
by asante September 22, 2007

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the biggest twat of all
- Mr Matthews
Mr MAtthews is a complete twat
by MOOSY May 30, 2006

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Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.
Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*
by vagitarian February 14, 2004

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Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland
I live at Twatt
by David December 03, 2003

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