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8.
Crude slang for female genitalia.
Who would you check out the twat on her?!

Man that is one hair twat!
by THE FISHMAN April 18, 2004
 
9.
1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.

2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)

3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.

got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.

"I voted for Tony Blair"!

by STePPeNWoLFe September 19, 2006
 
10.
Someone who writes a very long definition on urban dictionary.
Damn, I only wanted to know what a cleveland steamer was, I didn't want a whole fucking essay. What a right twat!
by Jonjo O'Rizzle January 26, 2008
 
11.
in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."
guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"

guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."

bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."
by stuku April 29, 2009
 
12.
1. Slang for vagina.
2. A bitch.
3. Synonym for cunt.
Drew Barrymore is such a twat, but she keeps getting movie roles.
by nvalley July 10, 2008
 
13.
The hairy thing between a womans legs.
There once was a girl named Louise, whose cunt hair hung down to her knees, the crabs in her twat tied her hair in a knot and constructed a flying trapeze.
by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008
 
14.
Slang word for a vagina
Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.
by leahcim99 November 02, 2013