TWAT..Learn it, Live it, Love it..Both an insult and a term of endearment..twat is life and twat can be substituted for life in any sentence..nick started it, shannon and jill spread it to the world, and anthony to many a catholic highschool in new jersey..there is no place that twat cannot be used, its an addiction, even adults cant keep themselves from using it, even if you hate it now, you will grow to love it in about .5 seconds..
Shannon: what a fuckin twatface
Jill: I love you, twat!
Anthony: she looks like a twat..fuck off, twat!

Random IHA Girl: Where are we going to dinner friday?
Anthony: Obviously, THE MELTING TWAT!

Papa Roach: I tear my twat open, i sew my twat shut..
by Shantwat January 09, 2006
A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.
An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.
by Damian the red September 29, 2011
otherwise known as an 'audiotrash.'
that dj last night was a real audiotrash

audio twat
by h92 June 11, 2011
1) a fairly derogatory term for a lady's genital area (i.e. VAGINA) usually used to reference a female

2) an alternative to "tweeted" as a pass tense form of the word "tweet" (as in twitter)
1) that girl cindy is such a twat, i bet she has a huge gaping twat from all the random sex she has.

2) i twat about 200 times yesterday because i have no life
by bestyshank March 28, 2011
a dirty twitter message or a dirty "tweet" - similar to "sext"
he sent her a geolocated twat last night
by huffmansbridge May 06, 2010
Acronym: Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery.
"Bill, what do ya think of my new barbeque? The bricks were left over from the house extension".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".
by jdajuk April 27, 2010
People whose tweets are lame, moronic, or believe the most unimportant minutia needs to be shared w/the world should be called "Twats"
Tweet: Had a drink of water

Tweet: Eating a sandwich

Tweet: bored

All of these tweets are examples of Twats
by TheRavenEffect April 25, 2010
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