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106.
moron, clueless, lights are on but noone is home, fool,
talking the elusive left twat here,

Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with

what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.

Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat
by tdatoz July 26, 2006
 
107.
the biggest twat of all
- Mr Matthews
Mr MAtthews is a complete twat
by MOOSY May 30, 2006
 
108.
TWAT..Learn it, Live it, Love it..Both an insult and a term of endearment..twat is life and twat can be substituted for life in any sentence..nick started it, shannon and jill spread it to the world, and anthony to many a catholic highschool in new jersey..there is no place that twat cannot be used, its an addiction, even adults cant keep themselves from using it, even if you hate it now, you will grow to love it in about .5 seconds..
Shannon: what a fuckin twatface
Jill: I love you, twat!
Anthony: she looks like a twat..fuck off, twat!

Random IHA Girl: Where are we going to dinner friday?
Anthony: Obviously, THE MELTING TWAT!

Papa Roach: I tear my twat open, i sew my twat shut..
by Shantwat January 09, 2006
 
109.
To post an update on Twitter.
Guy 1: Yo dude I saw that you twat about gettin' laid.

Guy 2: Yea bro, I had to twat that!
by BananaRampage August 29, 2011
 
110.
1) a fairly derogatory term for a lady's genital area (i.e. VAGINA) usually used to reference a female

2) an alternative to "tweeted" as a pass tense form of the word "tweet" (as in twitter)
1) that girl cindy is such a twat, i bet she has a huge gaping twat from all the random sex she has.

2) i twat about 200 times yesterday because i have no life
by bestyshank March 28, 2011
 
111.
a dirty twitter message or a dirty "tweet" - similar to "sext"
he sent her a geolocated twat last night
by huffmansbridge May 06, 2010
 
112.
Acronym: Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery.
"Bill, what do ya think of my new barbeque? The bricks were left over from the house extension".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".
by jdajuk April 27, 2010