a dirty twitter message or a dirty "tweet" - similar to "sext"
he sent her a geolocated twat last night
by huffmansbridge May 06, 2010
Acronym: Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery.
"Bill, what do ya think of my new barbeque? The bricks were left over from the house extension".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".
by jdajuk April 27, 2010
A girl from Bangor High School who generally Is the one who pretends to be drunk at parties just to be "passed around" and say they didn't remember it the next day. Can also be called the dwat or cockmongler.
Taylor: "Hey TWAT, so I heard something about you Libby."

Libby: "Whats that?"

Taylor: " You did things with Dustin."

Libby: "Well at least I didn't lose my virginity to my brothers best friend!" You know who you are SF
by JAHJAHBINX February 27, 2010
1. A word used to describe the few that persist to call the BlackBerry phone, a BlueBerry.

2. Some dick who genuinely thinks it's called a BlueBerry!
1. "Oh man, you got that BlueBerry phone!"

"It's BlackBerry."

"Yeah, whatever man!"

"Twat."

2. "So what contract phone were you actually after, Sir?"

"I was thinking about getting the new BlueBerry phone, actually."

"PHAHA! You thick twat - it's BlackBerry. Don't ever come back here again."

*hangs his head in shame*
by someone closer than you think. October 03, 2009
Someone who is a regular user of Twitter. If a message on Twitter is a "Tweet", then it makes sense that we call regular users of Twitter "Twats"
I can't believe all the tweets that John Mayer makes. He is definitely a huge Twat.
by D3BUG June 24, 2009
derogitary term for a pregnant fish
"hey, look at the twats swimming around the goldfish bowl"
by souljaboii June 22, 2009
The past tense version of the act of "Twittering"
Yesterday I "Twatted" all day long
by Takkers May 04, 2009

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