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The Female version of a twit
Man that chick is sooo annoying, she is such a F***ing twat or Twit if you prefere
by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009

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A Vagina, pussy, cunt, etc.

also a great word to shout out when an aquired silence comes up
"weres my pen?"

"check up your Twat bitch"
by Lil' Cayman October 03, 2009

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A word used best to describe people: incapable of acting their own age, who take pleasure in pestering someone through cruddy little voice mails and texts..., that get a kick out of arguing with people younger than them, sucking up to kids 6 YEARS younger than them, using eleven year olds instead of themselves to spy on people FAR better than them, people who're friends with fat kids that can only achieve a state of happiness through sucking up various body parts of their body with a vacuum, people that call themselves original but quite obviously are just another run-off-the-mill wemo AND take pictures of themselves bending over in disabled toilets (which says a lot about them) with toilet role on the floor in the background (which they obviously forgot to wipe their ass with - another 'Twat' characteristic) :
ttaM the Twat
by MuckMack August 20, 2009

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You
You are a twat.
by Woodygwan July 24, 2009

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someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"
bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo.
gary: gee, what a twat.
by squishbix June 17, 2009

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What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).
Joe, I sent you a tweet, did you see it. Tom, no I did not, I will look back through the twat.
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by Billy BullSchitter March 30, 2017

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a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English

b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap
if you are a male twat, definition b), you have a problem, and a serious one
by sexydimma May 09, 2015

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1. Derived from England, referring to the genitalia of a woman.

2. Used to refer to a person who is stupid; similar to fucktard
1. Close your legs, I can see your twat!

2. Did you seriously just misspell "urban"? God, you are such a twat.
by livingdictionary October 26, 2014

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