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Pulling ones own self while conversing on twitter. Combination of the words wank and tweet. Often referred to as a twanker.
Just finished doing 5,000 sit-ups and now contemplating a run along the beach. (this is a tweet but obviously a very big wank and hence a twank)
by WordPirate September 01, 2010
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1.
An over-the-hill twink.

The twink is the slender, often androgynous gay sprite, usually in his twenties, who can be seen in a variety of venues frequented by gay men.

The twank is the twink long past his prime.
C'est dommage! He was so fetching fifteen years ago, but now that dusty twank is only a shadow of what he'd been.
by Bud J. August 09, 2009
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2.
A cross between a "wanker" and a "twat"!
"That boy is a fucking twank".
by Urban Dictionary March 15, 2006
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3.
Twank = Twitter Skank. They follow everyone and anyone on twitter in hopes of that person then following them to boost their numbers. Also known as a Random Follower!
Jane is such a Twank, she followed another 1,000 people today and has no interest in any of them.
by Athalonius November 04, 2011
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4.
Nice rims on a car, normally chrome.
Damn! Check out the twanks ojn that honda!
by joe February 27, 2004
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5.
large nipples that resemble parking cones in both color, shape, and size.
that bitch had some nasty twanks man. i wanted to slap that hoe with my dick for a while to teach her a lesson
by Sir Twankington November 15, 2006
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6.
Also known as lil' bitch, twankle-berry, Teats, twank-nasty, and D. Teaters. Someone who enjoys staying up late watching porn and keeping others awake, they also enjoy the occassional towel bed if made properly.
Shit son, I want to get some shut eye up in this bitch but fuckin twank won't turn off the porn.
by Scadden December 07, 2005
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7.
wanking over online porn, interne-t-wank = 'twank
''I was having a 'twank last night, watching the Abi Titmuss video when my missus walked in''
by Harry Gooper September 09, 2007
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