Someone who has copious amounts of phone sex, specifically over texting. Literally: Text Sex Queen.
"He said his warm cock is sliding between his fingers like a mole in the dirt," said the TSQ.
Thornbury Sausage Queen
Can be found in the knot with a Goodfellas Pizza and a pint of Foster's. Made their name by noshing off half of Thornbury.
Also check them out at TSQ HQ near the town centre
Joe - What did you do last night?
Phil - Well, i went up the knot and pulled a TSQ
Joe - Why did you do that
Phil - Well we all have to get some ... She wanted it in her brown star and i had to say yes.