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TSJDOOYM=Take Steve Jobs' Dick Out Of Your Mouth. Useful when pointing out a particularly illogical claim of apple superiority by an apple fanboy.

Not so effective with certain apple fanGIRLS. Perhaps TSJDOOYB=Take Steve Jobs' Dick Out Of Your Butt might work better, but then again, for certain apple fangirls, this will not be a negative. Might be the quickest way to find out this sort of thing, so if you're into that, try it. But not at work. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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Apple Fanboy; "Apple is just plain better in every way!"

Left-brain or logical or fair person; "Why?"

Apple Fanboy; "They just are."

Left-brain or logical or fair person; "Dude, really? You need to TSJDOOYM."

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by Captain SuperSarcastic June 09, 2011
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