Text Sex Buddie
A Text Sex Buddie is usually unavailable, ie married/in a relationship, with whom you can share text porn without actually having to have an affair. Its completely acceptable in all modern day relationships! ;0)
"I'm not shagging him, his just my TSB!"
acronym for Toxic Semen Buildup, which is what happens to you when you are not getting any for some time and your balls start to turn purple because of it **gg**
.... should make for a good excuse when your girlfriend is denying you your basic needs - but in reality, it hardly ever does. Women can be so cruel!! :-(
"Aw come on now, woman, you don't want me to get TSB, do you?!" -- "Get lost, there's no such thing!!"
True story bro; A Variation to the popular "Csb" referring to: Cool story, bro.
Mike: I got anal probed by Matt and his friends last night
George: Nowai, you lie!
means 'tough shit bitch' or 'tough shit biatch', depending on the mood.
"Oh my god, im well annoyed, i can't go out this weekend!"
TSB - Tall, Skinny, Blonde. Usually generically good-looking, often achieved with extreme dieting and embracing of peroxide.
Some examples include Gwyneth Paltrow, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
an acronym for the phrase, "that's some bullshit!" or the alternate, "this is some bullshit."
guy - "holy shit! you're pregnant?!? TSBS!
girl - thanks for caring...
Turd Smoking Bastard
Someone who's breath smells of shit, usually called Richard
Richard you TSB.
Richard breathed in my face today and it stunk of shit, so I turned to my friend and called him a TSB and we all laughed hahahaha