TPS
Territorial Pissing Syndrome.
Named for the Nirvana song Territorial Pissings in reference to the line 'just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'
Charatarized by a full-blown case of paranoia with a slight possibility that someone might actually be out to get you.
Me: ...so i concluded that Major League Baseball was reading my 'bad thoughts' via satellite feed, from the microchip the aliens implanted in my neck!

Psychiatrist: Very interesting. A few miligrams haloperidol daily should cure that up. Has anything else been troubling you recently?

Me: Well, I'm pretty sure the religious nut next door is going through my trash trying to find evidence of satanic rituals and gauging my drinking habbits. And, recently, I've seen him stockpiling lighterfluid daily with his pick-up. At this point, I suspect he's planning on burning my house down with me in it.

Psychiatrist: Well, it's not entirely impossible, especially since you have 'Infant Sacrifice, Lord Beelzubub' tattooed on the back of your bald head. However, since you're a complete wackjob, I'm penciling it into your case file under TPS and uping you meds.

Me: Oh cool.
by p@r$e.on July 28, 2010
TPS
Tim Hortons Positioning System. Similiar to GPS.

Sixth sense every Canadian is born with, used to locate the nearest Tim Hortons.
Billie: "20 hours, no sleep, need CAFFEINE"

Bob:"Well turn left here, my TPS is going off"
by mathraptor September 09, 2009
tps
1.
A Norwegian term short for "Tar da på sikt", wich means that you don't know if you wanna do/join whatever the other person are talking about.

2.

Often used when you dont wanna do something, but don't want so say no. A kind of excuse.
1.
Dennis: " Should we meet later?"

Jonas: " I think I have to work, im not sure, tps."

2.
Kokjen: " Wanna go with me to church today?"

Pavoboy: " Ehhhh... tps"
by Sut3kh June 27, 2009
TPS
Tiny penis syndrome
Felix: Man that guy Bryan sure has TPS.
Sam: TPS?
Felix: Yeah tiny penis syndrome.
by felixombc June 25, 2014
TPS
'The Pussy Stain'

The stain left behind on your sheets after you slay some sweet tail
Bob: What did you do last night?
Bill: I ended up taking that girl home and banged her so good she left TPS all over my bed.
by Thee poon handler January 24, 2016
TPS
Tiny penis syndrome
Felix: Man that guy Bryan sure has TPS.
Sam: TPS?
Felix: Yeah tiny penis syndrome.
by felixombc June 25, 2014
TPS
Throttle Position Sensor. A common part of a fuel injection system that reports throttle position back to the ECM. It's calibration is critical for proper vehicle performance.
I have to take my bike back to the dealer to get the TPS reset . . . thanks Erik.
by none. November 08, 2005
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