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25.
TPS
"Total piece of shit"
Your car is a TPS.
by JuanDeez November 08, 2003
 
1.
TPS
A report made famous in Office Space. One must remember to put a cover sheet on all TPS reports as per the latest memo.
Ummm...yeah....i'm going to need you to go ahead and put cover sheets on all your TPS reports.
by Skeeve January 31, 2006
 
2.
tps
Abbreiviation of Three Point Stance
OMG Asstaroth ruined TPS v1.
by TPSer June 17, 2006
 
3.
tps
third person shooter
this is the short name for an third person shooter
by thom loos July 01, 2005
 
4.
tps
Torsonic Polarity Syndrome

Causes people to have butts where their heads should be.
Dude look at the ass people! No dude, they have TPS.
by SatanSasquatch August 28, 2004
 
5.
TPS
As defined in South Park, an episode in which the kids decided to post a false missing ad for Kenny on the milk cartons and a couple with Tolsatic Polarity Syndrome (TPS) claim the son is theirs.
Symptons include:
Speech impetiment of making a frt sound during crying and pronouncing the letter S.
Throwing up after consumption of chili and laxatives.
Ocassional belching.
A habit of telling people you have TPS when it is very obvious every damn second.

This disease is so funny it almost made Cartman claim he can no longer laugh since he "saw something so funny he will never see anything again that is so funny".
I SHSHSHSeem (Seems) to have T.P.ESHSHHSHS! (TPS)
It iSHSHSHS (is) SHSHSHSo (so) SHSHSHSHSad (sad)
by Erik Ehlert January 08, 2008
 
6.
TPS
When you are to drunk in a party and you throw up and piss and shit on yourself at once.
Dude, my Tio Juan totally TPS'd last night in the party.
by The Fuente December 29, 2011
 
7.
TPS
(Noun) The unique, definitive initialism of "The Phone Show." Read as "The Phone Show."This helpful acronym saves ten keystrokes when refering to Brad Carter's streaming show. Use in the context of "Phone Losers of America" and Cacti Radio.

Commonly misused to refer to the lesser known "Prank Show."

See Cacti Radio's website.
What time is TPS tonight? (Noun)
by tabachi June 14, 2011