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25.
TP
a smokeable substance that calms you down, and is an amazing stress reliever. it is very big in high schools
idiot 1: yoo 4 hours of godamn homework

idiot 2: fuck that shit, smoke some TP, and stop vein' a hussy ass bitch
by weeedandspeed September 11, 2011
 
1.
TP
TP is short for Toilet Paper. Those of you who are fans of Beavis and Butthead should know this. Incase you ever wondered what the hell Beavis aka Cornholio was talking about.
Cornholio: ''I need TP, TP for my bunghole!''
by Nathan Ganley July 20, 2003
 
2.
TP
1. toilet paper

2. to festoon the trees and shrubs of a residential yard with toilet paper
Did you little punks TP my yard?
by Light Joker January 22, 2006
 
3.
TP
Triple Penetration
Last night we made this girl join the Triple P (treepl pee) club.
by DiehardDildo May 04, 2003
 
4.
TP
toilet paper
TP for my Bunghole!
by boogie January 07, 2004
 
5.
TP
"Take pics". It is a command used when one person finds a situation particularly interesting and demands that pictures be taken for the internet.
"I am so drunk right now at this party"
"TP!"

"I just got arrested"
"TP!"

"My family is completely drunk at the wedding and my grandfather just sung a Broadway show tune to the bride and groom"
"TP!"
by Cat Baker May 04, 2009
 
6.
TP
Gaming term usually stating a teleport to a town or a certain place town portal etc.
I Need A TP To The Human Town!
by Juay September 24, 2004
 
7.
TP
Definition 1: TP, being short for toilet paper. Usually a verb in which one or more commonly a group of people wrap toilet paper around ones house, most likelily to anger the person. Often, the group TPing the house will use eggs and poop to their disposal for additional havoc.

Definition 2: TP, in a video game. To teleport. Used in WoW and WarCraft commonly.
Definition 1

Angry1: Dude, I hate that neighbor so much, his lawn is ALWAYS GREEN!

Angry2: C'mon man, let's go TP his house!
Angry1: AGREED!

Definition 2

Nerd1: we're about 2 g3t g@nked!
Nerd2: F0rg3t th!s! I'm TPing back2 base!
by toiletpaperman August 23, 2009