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3.
Someone who loves 'The Only Way Is Essex'. Usually a dumb girl trying to copy slightly famous dumber girls to become a braindead schlag. Some say the best kind of girl..
That girl is a massive TOWIE! your cue to go get in her.
by JonnyEssex April 22, 2011
 
1.
The Only Way Is Essex (popularly abbreviated to 'TOWIE'):

An unbearably awful television programme, comparable to the crusty wank-stains on the knickers of your grandma's urine-soaked, faecal-filled incontinence pants. The show also consists of fake, orange, talentless chav 'actors' who are severely mentally retarded, and the only kindness humanity can show them is by shooting them in the head, thus purging the World of their existence.

TOWIE.
I watched TOWIE last night. No amount of therapy will make what I saw, ok.
by ZombionMook September 25, 2011
 
2.
an abbreviation of the TV show- THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX
girl1: hey, what you up to?
girl2: nm, just watching TOWIE
by ILOVE___. April 05, 2011
 
4.
Chair Lift operators at ski resorts.
Especially the superior Australian resorts such as Falls Creek.
Excuse me, but may I ask what you're called?
We're Towies.
Are you ever referred to as Lifties?
Sometimes, but only by idiots.
by Ro Fubuki July 20, 2009
 
5.
Same as a towel; i.e a pothead.

Also character from South Park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.
Dude you're allways high, you're such a towie.
by Apfelstrudel October 16, 2006