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Acronym for "Time of the Month" ... used when you want to complain about a girl's mood, while doing do in a manner that she does not necessarily understand..
"Why the fuck is Claudia so pissed off lately?"

"Totm"
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Acronym for "Time of the Month" - aka PMT.
"I'm ill"
"What's wrong?"
"TOTM"
"Ouch!"
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A girl's period

Time.Of.The.Month
Alex:Let have sex
Kelly:I can't
Alex:Why?
Kelly:Its my T.O.T.M
Alex:What?
Kelly:Time of the month
Alex:So....Idc
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sarah its my T.O.T.M
do you have a tampon?
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for example, im in so much shit....totm
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