ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)
Dorita: Cos its white...
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
makes every girl moist when he walks in the room
Girl 2: "me too"
Guy 1: "dammit! tom's just walked in the room. i wish i was him"