TMTS

shorthand for too much too soon

1)
Noid: Yea, that's pretty tight, like Face's sister's vagina
Jamps: Dude, TMTS

2)
Noid: So I'm thinking I might have a broken nose like Jamie, maybe a deviated septum or whatever. I'll probably get it checked out, I figure it's worth a shot, instead of blowing out bloody snot every morning.
Courtney: eww
Noid: what, TMTS??

TMTS by Noid G July 10, 2007

TMTS

A slang word for too much to say

Girl “How do I look”
Boy “idk TMTS”

TMTS by Meatbeater3000 May 30, 2019

TMTSTT-why 

TMTSTT-why: The Moment They Start Talking To You, the moment you have no clue as to how quickly or fast to get away before the "chitchat" starts.

TMTSTT-why is an allergic reaction to chitchat, it might be the intonation, i can feel my arches going south....it needs pepper...it needs a lot of pepper and prepare to have loooooooooooong midwinter tune out naps. But as they say "chitchat" is part of the friendship deal.

"check my pulse! Why? ...is it TMTSTT-why? Yes. it needs pepper."

"let's go eat something with the guys over there, that group of people give me instant TMTSTT-why! Cool."

"breathe woman breathe...you give me TMTSTT-why."

TMTSTT-why by good attention December 11, 2013