TMJ
Temporomandibular joint disorder (TMJD, TMJ or TMD), or TMJ syndrome, is an umbrella term covering woman who have ran out of shit to complain about. Helping woman get out of giving head since 2009.
"Sweetie can you give me head tonight?"

"No, dentist said I have TMJ and can't open my mouth very wide"
by SweetChick1216 February 11, 2010
TMJ
Acronym for Too Much Johnson
My girlfriend bought me new jeans for Christmas, but they were really tight in the crotch. Must be TMJ.
by 900eof January 04, 2008
TMJ
-Too Much Jjina.
-jjina-- vagina
-When the pubic hair is visiblee
-aka Too much vagina
You can see she has TMJ by looking at her bikini.
by Brother Ape June 23, 2008
TMJ
A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.

Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ

Cindy: ok...

(Dentist feels her up)

Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!
by bojzzle April 01, 2009

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