Touch My Intestine.
Self explanatory; can be used to throw people off guard in conversations and will bring instant humour/worry at the thought of you wanting to touch their intestine.
Becky: HAHA TMI!
Kieran: Tickling my insides?
Becky: No, touch my intestine!!
word of the day: May 30, 2005
Too Much Information - way more than you need/want to know about someone.
John: I have mad chafing on my balls.
Frank: uh, TMI
Too Much Information
Girl: Like, the quarterback and I ...
Me: TMI, damn it !
Girl: We started to fool around behind the bleachers ...
Me: TMI, god, TMI !
Girl: And we went to third base, and then ...
Me: TMI, make it stop ! Hey, who are you anyways ?
When knowledge is not power, just disturbing.
"She shit on my chest last night"
1) Three Mile Island, a nuclear power plant near Harrisburg
, PA that leaked radiation in 1979 one time but is still operational.
2) Too Much Information
Tex: "So how's that job at TMI going?"
Billy Bob: "Pretty good, at least since that accident way back when which made me grow a third ear on my ass."
Tex: "Damn dogg, TMI!"
Information more personal than anyone wants, or needs, to know. A common problem on the Internet.
Person 1: I take this drug to help me sleep.
Person 2: Same here. It makes me drowsy.
Person 3: A friend of our family's son died from that drug. He had sleep apnea and he took a pill. He stopped breathing in the night and died. Worst part was, he was left in his house alone for 2 days and his dogs chewed his lips off.
Person 1: Holy sh-
Person 2: Uh, TMI there...
TMI: Too much information. I used to say don't go there but that's just lame.
Dwight: "Mine are at home in a display case above my bed."
Michael: "Yeegghhhh. TMI. TMI, my friend."
The T.M.I scale was implemented long ago to assure that each and every American could accurately measure their junk.
Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:
(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.
This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I
The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.
However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:
(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).
This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.
Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I
Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW
Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length
Its angle is 32 degrees
Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
His balls are 7cm from the base
Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3