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1.
"Too long, didn't read."
"OMG LOOK AT ME I AM THE MASTAR OF TEH INTARNET!!! ONE TIME I WAS AT THIS PLACE ON THIS WEBSITE AND IT WAS PORNOS WITH GIRLS NAKED1!1! <more nonsense> SO IN CONCLUSION I RULE!"

"TLDR."
by FLuKE January 15, 2003
 
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too liberal, didn't read.
Someone sent me a link to Obama's life of julia trash, so I had to say TLDR.
by tylertown2312 August 18, 2013
 
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1. text length DESTROYED RETINAS!

2. text length DESTROYS RETINAS!
1. I actually read all that, but tlDR (text length DESTROYED RETINAS!) Im blind Im blind!!

2. Dude, Im not going to read that because your tlDR (text length DESTROYS RETINAS)!

3. Warning: tlDR (text length DESTROYS RETINAS!)
by AGNT009 February 09, 2011
 
10.
Too long, did read anyway.
Not to be confused with the antonym TLDNR (meaning too long, did not read).
Used when a post is incredibly wordy but the reader decides to plow through it anyway.
-OMG the OP wrote a novel!
-Yeah but it's relevant to my interests. TLDR.
by versusterminus September 07, 2011
 
11.
Top Level Domain Registry, RE:website.xx, 2 letter country codes in websites
I found the tldr for china was .cc
by Bill C March 18, 2003
 
12.
What u say when u read Octavian's posts on teh forums.
"I AM EMPOERER OCTIAVIAN AND MY GUILD IS A ZERG GUIL AND WE ARE....
...

...

SO THERE TO ALL OF YOU BLAH!!!1"

"zomg, tldr!"
by tehanteetar March 01, 2005