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Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee. A road trodden and flattened animal carcass. IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE ! |
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