Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.

A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
by Francis7 September 30, 2010

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