A progression from "deez nuts" to "these nuts" and then shift to "this dick." Usually given with great emphasis. Invented by caligula.
<VonGuard> i don't want you waving your sword at me
<mns> what about...
<mns> THIS DICK!
A phrase used to insult another person.
Preferably a hater
or someone who is trying to insult you.
Most likely used in a crowded area.
Ice Cream Shop: "Ma'am can I get a sample?" "Of What?" "This Dick."
"What time is it?" "This Dick."
"What's the answer to number four?" "This Dick."
"He wanted to see you in.. fourth period." "What? Who?" "This Dick."
the latest white-boi-tryna-be-black phenomena
has contributed to the relentless beatdowns of hundreds of white kids throughout America.
Black Guy: Hey man, what'sup
White Douche: THIS DICK!
(Sledgehammer to the face)