|1.||THE VERY BIG STUPID|
THE VERY BIG STUPID is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D Department.
THE VERY BIG STUPID was first discussed in Frank Zappa's autobiography. It breeds quickly and has spread wherever knee-jerk political extremists and religious fundamentalists are found. It also feeds on pop culture.
(It also feeds on modern pop culture).
Step away from the television, or THE VERY BIG STUPID will get you!
America has already been eaten by THE VERY BIG STUPID. We're living in THE VERY BIG DUMP IT TOOK AFTERWARDS.