The Decision

An hour-long waste of time in which Lebron James and his ego announced on ESPN that he was taking his talents to South Beach and joining the Miami Heat.

After the Decision, he teamed up with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade for the world's biggest circle-jerk in history.

I wanted to watch SportsCenter for highlights of the baseball game, but they did nothing but talk about The Decision all day.

by jrolley325 August 17, 2010

decisive

to be sure of a direction and to take it!

Mary is very decisive and always knows where she's going and what she'll do!

by Mz. Roxy March 29, 2008

Decision

Something that women have a hard time reaching.

Woman 1: I don't know about that.

Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!

Woman 1: Why?

Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.

Woman 1: Are you sure about that?

Woman 2: Maybe.

Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.

Woman 2: Okay!

by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

Decisions

When you have to fart a decision has to be made. This term stemmed from an all nighter in SF when my friend Melissa had bad gas and said she couldn't help it. I then explained my theory on how a decision must be made. So, if you have to fart you say: I have a decision to make.

a. I need to make a decision.

b. Ewe take your decisions over there!!

by Alaina Joyxoxo October 15, 2008

Decision

The best fuckin independant rapper on youtube,fuckin amazing flow,and he cant even be touched in a diss battle,check out his channel if y'all dont believe me,DeciMusic on youtube check it.He's also got an album out called One Halfa TP

Cool guy1:"Yo have you heard of decision?

Cool guy2:Ya the youtube rapper right,that guy is amazing!"

Faggoty crykoda/xylon fan boy:"wtfz Decision sux b4allz"

Cool guy 1 & 2 precced to ebat th shit outta fag boy

by JayCole897 October 25, 2009

decisions

what you aren't good at.

"Have you made a choice?"
"I'm going to follow my dream as an exotic dancer."
"Decisions."

by thoumother.com November 25, 2018

decisioning

the process of deciding on the correct course of action i.e a decisioning tool or utility would decide the best route to follow given a number of options.

sat nav could be defined as a decisioning tool as it decides on the best route to take to get to a destination.

by mat prior October 22, 2008