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5.
TFJ
Terrorist Fist Jab. (c.f. Fox News's hysteria about Michelle and Barack Obama giving each other a fist bump during the 2008 US Presidential campaign, and whether it was a "terrorist" hand gesture.) A bumping of two fists together in lieu of a handshake or high-five.
Awright, I've got an interview lined up! ::TFJ::
by Kevin Phillips Bong! February 12, 2010
 
1.
TFJ
They're Fucking Jealous
girl 1: Why do the other sororities give us dirty looks?

girl 2: TFJ girl, TFJ.
by ToriSmori November 02, 2009
 
2.
TFJ
Thanks For Joining
we love our sisters so TFJ
by lovaalphaxianyday May 31, 2009
 
3.
TFJ
Tight Fitting Jeans
Man, Amanda forgot that she gained some weight.
Those are some TFJs.
by Cici1875 March 03, 2009
 
4.
an acronym for traffic-jam hips. refers to a person walking either on the side of or across of a road that has such a big ass that they literally cause a traffic jam. this can be a traffic jam of cars or a traffic jam of other pedestrians, bicyclists, etc.
yo man did you see those tfjs?
by _peter December 01, 2006
 
6.
TFJ
Total Fuck Job

Absolutely and undenyably retarded; beaten to submission; made to look like an ass
The TFJ's on Wall Street did wonders for the economy and the housing market.

Tiger Woods golf for x-box brings out the TFJ in all of us when we blow a shot.
by Tiger6513 October 29, 2009