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TFJ
Tight Fitting Jeans
Man, Amanda forgot that she gained some weight.
Those are some TFJs.
by Cici1875 March 03, 2009
 
1.
TFJ
They're Fucking Jealous
girl 1: Why do the other sororities give us dirty looks?

girl 2: TFJ girl, TFJ.
by ToriSmori November 02, 2009
 
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TFJ
Thanks For Joining
we love our sisters so TFJ
by lovaalphaxianyday May 31, 2009
 
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an acronym for traffic-jam hips. refers to a person walking either on the side of or across of a road that has such a big ass that they literally cause a traffic jam. this can be a traffic jam of cars or a traffic jam of other pedestrians, bicyclists, etc.
yo man did you see those tfjs?
by _peter December 01, 2006
 
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TFJ
Terrorist Fist Jab. (c.f. Fox News's hysteria about Michelle and Barack Obama giving each other a fist bump during the 2008 US Presidential campaign, and whether it was a "terrorist" hand gesture.) A bumping of two fists together in lieu of a handshake or high-five.
Awright, I've got an interview lined up! ::TFJ::
by Kevin Phillips Bong! February 12, 2010
 
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TFJ
Total Fuck Job

Absolutely and undenyably retarded; beaten to submission; made to look like an ass
The TFJ's on Wall Street did wonders for the economy and the housing market.

Tiger Woods golf for x-box brings out the TFJ in all of us when we blow a shot.
by Tiger6513 October 29, 2009