Totally Fucked but unfortantly not dead yet
That old man is a TF BUNDY!
Medical term. Stands for Totally Fucked, But Unfortunatly Not Dead Yet. A BBC news item highlighted the use of such terms in the NHS in Britain.
"Whats happening with the RTA in Bed 6?"
"Really? damn, I was hoping she'd flake out so I could go for a fag"