2.residue from a shart that leads to irritation of the dark star
3. a terd that gnaws at your anus wall
4. see also peanut, splinter
This termite is trying to burrow its way back inside me!
Cory really wanted to hook up with Jill, but due to the termite in his anus, had to run home and wipe again.
Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.
A term for rural poor / destitute people who see trees or lumber in your yard, and beg for the privilege of doing something you didn't really need done.
A non-professional sketchwad who shows up at your house and offers to cut up downed trees.
3. Unemployed laborer who drives around trying to find wood and turn it into food.
"Oh, some termite pulled up and asked me if he could cut up that tree for $300. I told him no, so he told me this story about how he was working on a logging deck, and a load shifted and some log fell on his skull- and damn if he didn't have a big dent in his skull. So I gave him $20, and he left.