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TDS
(Testicular Damage Syndrome) When someone hits you in the balls and causes a strong dull ache to the testicles. The aching then enters the stomach which may cause some to vomit. The pain may remain for the rest of the day or for a few hours.
Man: She kicked me in the nuts! I think I'm gonna be sick...
Doctor: Well, it looks like you have a case of TDS.
Man: Oh god no...
by DWalk March 12, 2008
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1.
TDS
www.thedailyshit.com

aka coolest site ever
Wow! I'm a member of tds!
by gamergirl/Angie June 03, 2004
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2.
TDS
Text Delay Syndrome; some one who takes a long time to text back
Me: "Wow Daniel, I texted you an hour ago and you just texted me back. You have TDS."
Daniel: "Whoops sorry"
by jpeezer November 11, 2010
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TDS
Tiny Dick Syndrome
Person 1: Dude that guy has a HUGE jacked up truck and his music is so loud I can't hear myself think!

Person 2: TDS, anyone?
by hodie1 September 30, 2010
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4.
TDS
Also an abbreviation for the so-called "fake news" show on Comedy Central, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which is so kickass it hurts.
I watch TDS more than any other "real" news show.
by Athena Kay August 03, 2004
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5.
TDS
The Douchebag Society
a large group of kids in middle school and high school who typically play sports, are obnoxious, have MANY girlfriends, and dress with two shirts, the top one usually nike or the school's colors, the bottom underarmour or of the sort, baggy basketball shorts, SUPER high nike socks, and way oversized basketball shoes.
DUDE that new kids obnoxious as hell and frickin dresses like the quarterback, hes definitely TDS material!
by BLAH23456789567546745674654675 November 07, 2010
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TDS
True Dat Shit. An acronym offering explanatory abbreviation of correct status of a certain person, place or thing.
TDS!
by SeepSeepMcGee September 02, 2010
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TDS
An acronym standing for "Typing Deficiency Syndrome"; term refers to a person's inability to type correctly, their typed phrases generally including at least one typo, though several are often present. Appears to be indirectly contagious. Most common among people who spend a majority of their time in front of a computer screen.
This is typing without TDS.

Thia ios tyoing qith TDS.
by Riana B January 01, 2007
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