A mock urgent detail which overrides all other projects in an office setting. This report is also highly classified and spoken of only in hushed terms. It is used to extract a coworker from speaking with a Mook.
Earl: I need to talk about the TBS report right now cause I gotta get it into interoffice by 10:00.
Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.