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Tard sex is where to retards have sex withe each outher while making tard noises

there are 3 types of tard sex

firstly there is straight tard sex betwen a man tard and a woman tard

secondly there is homosexual tard sex between two tard men or two tard girls

thirdly there is bestiality tard sex betwen a tard man or woman and an animal
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is it in yet
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i think so
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its in
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i came

this is tard sex
by adam wee March 01, 2010

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