(Psych) Thick As Pig Shit.
Condition where a child appeared to be completely un-educatable, slow, moronic and lazy, frequently getting into trouble for which (in former times) the only solution was repeated savage arse smacking and caning. These punishments are now known to bring temporary relief from the underlying cause of TAPS, i.e. Anal Distraction Disorder (see ADD). The term is now obsolete, being the former psychological term for the condition now recognised as ADD.

Short for; The Atlantic Paranormal Society. A team of ghost hunters, who's base is in Rhode island. The leaders are Jason and Grant. There are other members suh as Andy, Brian, and Steve. They appear in their own show Ghost Hunters, often shown on Scifi, on wednesday nights.

A synonym for "Tight-Ass-Pants" which refer to skintight pants and/or jeans and/or tight fitting leg apparatuses. TAPS is never to be said as T-A-P-S but always as TAPS (tap-z) or actually said out in the form of Tight-Ass-Pants. Often worn during hesh-sesh's.

Used to refer to any number of hot girls. Originates from "tap that ass".

Your boss comes down and taps you on your shoulder to let you know you're fired.

the term 'taps' is used to reserve the second position of the cypher when smoking marijuana in a group. for groups larger than 3, this right is reserved only for the individuals positioned to the left and right of the smoke source. it is very similar to calling 'shotgun' when entering a vehicle and wanting to reserve the passenger seat.

Stands for "Tradition After Prom Sex".

excellent ball handling skills.