1.) Shitty Norweigan wood that is the cause of existence. It IS the holy grail. It is used for many products ranging from things like Monster Energy Drinks, Gunblades, Asians, and babies.
2.) A boner
1). King Arthur was on a quest to find Talc.
2). DUDE! YOU RUBBED YOUR TALC ON MY SISTER! THAT'S NOT COOL!