An excuse for a mexican restaurant from the outside and a secret biological weapons lab on the inside. Ever wonder why they call dat beef GROUND BEEF? Ever wonder what they put in your ZESTY CHICKEN Booowl? Yea nigga taco bell is headed by Al Quaeda in collab with the mexicans tryin to take over our fiiine country.. dont let em do it! Shoot the Chalupas!
"Yo dogg let's go shoot up some Mild Sauce at Taco Bell!"
"Nigga's you trippin? Let's go do a drive-by on dem bitches from the drive-thru"
a slow, delicious death.
instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
The single best place to steal sporks from.
Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
most effective laxative known to man.
"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"
*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"
The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop
out of your ass within two hours.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.
It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.