| 1. | T.M.J. | ||
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Often misinterpreted as the acronym for temporomandibular joint disorder, which often results in pain and soreness of the jaw, T.M.J. actually stands for "too many jobs." The jaw is actually sore because the person with T.M.J. has given far too many blow jobs. "Kortney keeps complaining about her sore jaw, blaming it on her T.M.J., and i couldnt agree more; She gives Too Many Jobs."
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| 2. | O-M-J | ||
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Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus! O-M-J that bitch looks busted!
Oh My Jeeesus! That bitch is getting crazy! |
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| 3. | Q.F.T.B.M.J.D | ||
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Coolest people you will ever meet I wish I was in Q.F.T.B.M.J.D
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| 4. | i'm sayin' though | ||
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An expression of agreement. Don't pull out your grammar books with this one.
Very often said before the person you're agreeing with has completely finished thier sentence. The though is usually pronounced doe. A-The Spurs winning the championship, mayne.
B-Man the Spurs are the most boring team I ever seen. I seen Tim Duncan yawn twice the last time he posted up. A-Man, whatever works, that shit wins championsh-- C-I'm sayin' though! |
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| 5. | monopadice | ||
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A person who exhibits all of the following:
1.) Attempts to freestyle rap, and doesn't succeed. 2.) Takes advantage of drunk women (good looking optional). 3.) Every time he/she hangs out with friends has a 1:6 chance of completely wiggin out and going beserker doing random violent and irrational shit. 4.) ^ other than the previous traits is a pretty decent guy to hang out with. Monopadice: "I'm white yall, like rice yall!"
Random dude: "Yo man, you want another beer?" Monopadice: "Fuck this shit motherfucker! I'm feelin' a little irish! You wanna go motherfucker! Like I wanna fuck some chick after that shit that went on with the last girl, fuckin abortions and shit, what the fuck!? What the hell is this shit the fuckin bouncer wants to kick me out for drinkin' my beer after 2AM! I love titties!" *Monopadice picks a fight w/ the biggest bouncer in the bar, gets thrown the fuck out, and peels out of the parking ramp in from of an unmarked car back towards campus* |
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| 6. | S.H.I.T | ||
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a response to the phrase T.G.I.F. (thanks God its Friday) when it is actually thursday. S.H.I.T. (sorry hon its thursday) Woman in elevator: *sigh* TGIF
Man in Elevator: S.H.I.T. Woman looks at him blankly: what did you say? Man: Sorry Hon its Thursday. |
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| 7. | W.W.I.A.F.T.M | ||
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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!
W.W.I.A.F.T.M!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men! Hi, I'm Al Harrington! President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, and I am passing the savings on to YYYOOUUU!!!! |
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