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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

T H E G R E A T T R I A L 

THE GREAT TRIAL awaits
Comrade what are you waiting for the T H E G R E A T T R I A L awaits

Da' T.R.U.T.H. 

One of the premier holy hip-hop artist signed to Cross Movement records. Born Emanuel Lee Lambert, Jr., Da T.R.U.T.H. has emerged as an urban missionary to those influenced by Hip Hop culture.

While sometimes regarded as the Christian Jay-Z, his thought-provoking, life-altering lyrical skills and dedication to Christ have set him apart in his own right. People can and will be saved by listening to the gospel message contained in his records.
Whassup? Did you cop dat new album by Da' T.R.U.T.H. entitled "The Faith?"
- Yeah...I didn't know he had skillz like dat. My man is really preachin' truth on that joint

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E 

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others
Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

s.t.r.a.i.g.h.t 

So gay
Too gay
Radically Gay
Astonishingly Gay
Incredibly Gay
Gay
Hyper Gay
Terribly Gay
Yeah, I’m s.t.r.a.i.g.h.t.

I.J.W.T.H.Y.B.A.K.Y.F.T.R.O.M.L

I just want to have you back and keep you for the rest of my life
I.J.W.T.H.Y.B.A.K.Y.F.T.R.O.M.L For when you lost that someone