To Fat To Live.
When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house
The T.F.T.L.: *passed out while walking from his bed to his XBox 3 steps away*
Me: *runs away* Man he's just T.F.T.L.
Thanks For The Link
Got the link you sent me... TFTL! =`:^>
Thanks For The Laugh
Used when someone does something insanely stupid, and it makes you laugh.
A: "How do you put a NDS game in a Nintendo DS?"
A: "Yes, I'm clueless"
Tits, Fanny, The Lot
A shortened term to mean everything.
I'm on the Organ Donors List, TFTL!
Short for Thanks For The Like. Commonly used on social networking sites like Facebook.
Hey man, TFTL
Too Fast To Live, a common punk saying, often used in conjuction with TYTD, meaning Too Young To Die, both abbreviations are often seen as knuckle tattoos
"TFTL, TYTD" said Johnny, "Wow man your hardcore" replied Tommy.