To Fat To Live.
When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house
The T.F.T.L.: *passed out while walking from his bed to his XBox 3 steps away*
Me: *runs away* Man he's just T.F.T.L.