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Level of how often you jack off and how weird you are. If you find yourself jacking off over 4 times a day you're at a 9 or 10. People who have high t-status are messed up in the head, have social problems, and probably need to see a neurologist.
Thomas needs to lower his t-status... he's jacked off 8 times today!
by Nick and his mind March 25, 2009

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