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6. T-boned
The process of one's willy, whilst erect, being slapped across another's face. Usually resulting in a nice big red slap-mark.

A new term originating from Buckinghamshire
"oh dear, i have just been T-boned by my best friend's dad!"
1. t-boned
When a car hits another in the side forming a letter "T"
"I ran a red light and I tboned this other car!"
by Monica Feb 28, 2004 add a video
2. T-boned
Adj; A car accident in which someone hits you directly on the driver or passenger side of your car, such as in a T-intersection.
My friend got T-boned the other day." Or, "Mike got T-boned yesterday when the another car drove through the stop sign.
3. T-Boned
When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.
Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.
4. T-Boned
When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.
Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.
5. t-boned
when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of tommy train.
"Man, that girl looks like she's had a lot of statistics quoted to her."

"Yeah...she just got T-boned."
7. t-boned
when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout
d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!
by chris gorman Apr 6, 2005 add a video
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